Microerotichaha!

Once upon a time, not sure how long ago, two bacteria were having sex. It was a wild romp. The female bacterium could not stop screaming 'yeah, yeah' and told the micro-organism hunk that she loved his macro-organ. The fella was turned on by the remark - after all very few guys can resist the ego-massage that comes with a 'your dong is so long' compliment. Eventually, they got micro-orgasms!

Once upon a time, just last week actually, a group of liberal virus were having sex. It was in the nano tabloids the next day. The headline blared: VIRUS HAVE MICRO-ORGY SANS PROTECTION

And the virologist who watched the micro-orgy with his electron microscope was turned on.