Friday, October 26, 2007

Electrifying Cinema - II


1. You must have seen that our hero Rajni has his unique style for everything. Here is how he starts his motorcycle -
Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree, when he sees a couple of villians escaping in a car. He holds the clutch, shifts the gear, then takes his gun and fires upwards at a coconut. The coconut falls on the starter., Rajni releases the clutch. and away he goes chasing the villians.

2. Our Mithun is a military officer. He enters a jail cell wearing a cap. Then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall. His finger works as a drill machine and makes a hole in the wall. Wow!!! He then takes a pen out of his pocket puts it in the hole. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen.Style mein rehne ka

3. Our hero Jackie is saving a baby from a fire. He’s running through blazing flames with the baby in his arms. His trousers catch fire but he’s unable to douse out the flames as this would endanger the baby’s life. Just then the baby pees and douses out the flames and Jackie is saved.

4. Mithunda is involved in a fight scene with a tall villain. The villian is at least half a foot taller than Mithunda. But surprise of surprises...Mithunda leaps in the air and hammers this guy on the head. The next scene - This guy has turned into a dwarf and starts doing cartwheels.

5. Clerk - Our freedom fighter veteran Pran suffers a heart attack. His son Manoj Kumar is a poor clerk and has no money to buy his father medicines. However he goes to the market and comes back with a magic potion. Guess what it is? It’s a set of batteries!! He promptly puts it into the radio, Vande Matram starts playing and about to die Pran is on his feet in a jiffy doing the march past. Whew!
- Pankaj Chodhury

1 comment:

hills&tales said...

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